Me and My disability: Things I can’t do because of my disability.

*Again for comedy purposes only* Pass a drugs test - I am on wayyyy too much morphine for that to happen.Bunge jump or sky dive - people with cerebral palsy aren’t covered by insurance companies when skydiving and yet people think it’s okay to blast me with radiation that could leave me with Spider-Man powers … Continue reading Me and My disability: Things I can’t do because of my disability.

Me and My disability: Things I can do that other able bodied people can’t.

*This is for comedy purposes only* Eat a hobnob and pee in a bag at the same time.Skip queues.Take legal morphine and fly high as a kite. I have a key that opens all Uk toilets.Make cripple jokes about myself. Never needing to replace the sole on a shoe.Always have attractive Carers/medical staff.Have an encyclopaedic … Continue reading Me and My disability: Things I can do that other able bodied people can’t.

Entertainment: TV I am LOVING right now

The chilling adventures of Sabrina: part four. (Channel: Netflix)RuPaul’s Drag Race (Channel: Netflix)Dash and Lily (Channel: Netflix)Casualty (Channel: BBC)Tiny pretty things (Channel: Netflix)Breaking dad (Channel: ITV)Transplant (Channel: Sky) If you happen to live in England and are in lockdown 3.0 or in quarantine, then these programs should see you through.